One of my all time favorite stories
Two friends decide to go camping. In the middle of the night they here a huffing and snorting by their firepit and head out to investigate. Right next to the fire is a very large and very unhappy grizzly bear. The second friend starts to run frantically as the first camper heads back in to his tent and quickly puts on his running shoes. The second camper says, "you can't outrun that bear." The first says, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."